yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
twitter doodle-comic inspired by the new Zelda trailer
*cries and flings money*
DANG! That last page killed me!
playing grand theft auto
IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM
Dean + being a dork
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!
drinking underage like
I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”