Taylor Swift in 2014 → January
my life is one big “wow ok”
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
'as much as the moon needs the sun to exist, they cant be together.'